Former Manager David Brent, and newly-appointed Manager, Gareth Keenan, are talking about David’s love life.
David: someone who shall remain nameless has persuaded yours truly
to (.) well it is a bit of a laugh // really
Gareth: // internet dating (.) it’s online
dating =
David: = ahh (.) yeh (.) I mean I’m going along with it but you
know (.) trying new ones (1) variety is the spice of life and all
that (1) living la vida loca (1) la dolce vita
Gareth: voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce-soir (1) you know what that
means //
David: // yeah
Gareth: will you go to b. =
David: = ooh I hope no French women apply now
Gareth: oh I hope they do (.) I love French girls
David: yeah so do I (.) (laughs) I’m joking (.) I love most nationalities
Gareth: okay (.) your personal details
David: liberal
Gareth: your physique (3) would you say you were slim (.) average (.)
well built (2) heavily built (.) I’d say heavily // built
David: // well built
Gareth: (3) yeah (mimes a large stomach)
David: yeah (.) most of it’s muscle innit
Gareth: yeah (.) o::kay
David: yeah (4) has Neil (3) got a (1) date for the wedding or is he
// just
Gareth: // September
David: September (1) could be good (1) could be (1) Mike rang (1)
could be a washout (2) hope not (2) hope not
Gareth: how would you describe your looks (.) very attractive (.)...