Pants on the Ground Screenplay

Pants on the ground lyrics

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Looking like a fool
Walking downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up
Hey, get your pants off the ground
Looking like a fool
Walkin', talkin', with your pants on the ground
Get it up

Hey, get your pants off the ground
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Looking like a fool
Walkin', talkin', with your pants on the ground
Boom, Uno, Dos, Tres
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Characters
Simon
Larry
Kara
Third judge
randy

SCRIPT

Randy: Hello, your name is Larry Platt

Larry: My name is general Larry Platt, yes.

ALL Judges: General, ahhh and ohhs

Simon: Ohkay

Larry: Imma sing my song “pants on the ground”

Simon: Pants on the ground?

Larry yes, pants on the ground

Simon: ok whats it about?

Larry: People needa be pullin their pants up.

Simon: Ohkay,, im ready when you are.

Larry: Ohkay ready?

Simon: ok 1, 2, 3 go.

Larry: Sings pants on the ground....   (Judges laugh halfway through)

Simon: Larry.... Larry... What was that song called?

Larry: Pants on the ground.

Simon: are you sure???

Larry: yes.

Simon: you know, I have a horrible feeling that song could be a hit.

Randy: Imma get my pants up after this and buy some belts alotta belts.

Larry: yep yep

Everybody: Laugh softly

Simon: Can I ask you a question? How old are you?

Larry: sitty 2 years old

Simon: what ?

Larry: sitty 2 years old

Simon: Good for you

Everyone claps

Simon: the only slight problem larry is that you are a little over the age limit which is 28 but I don't...